BREAKING: Trump’s $TRUMP Token Gala Was a Total Disaster!
What was hyped as an exclusive dinner for top $TRUMP holders?
Turned into a full-on crypto cringe fest.
Here’s the rundown:
1. “Luxury” Dinner? More like Lounge Food:
Some guests dropped up to $300,000 expecting premium treatment — and got what one called,
“worse than airport lounge pasta.”
Yep, that bad.
2. Trump’s Crypto Word Salad:
He spoke for 25 minutes, tossed around random crypto terms, made little sense — and then...
zoomed off in a golf cart.
No deep dive, no direction. Just buzzwords and exit stage right.
3. No Handshakes. No Photos. No Value:
People thought they’d at least get a selfie or handshake.
Instead?
One guest summed it up:
“$300K and not even a handshake? That’s wild.”
TL;DR:
The $TRUMP
Gala flopped.
Bad food
Confusing speech
No real interaction
A reminder: Crypto doesn’t need hype figures who bail before dessert.