This year's plan for those deeply involved in the crypto market:

We are strategically accumulating assets, anticipating the activation of the U.S. money printing machine. Expect this in the second half of the year, likely in autumn. Prepare to ride the massive green candles in your portfolio. Do not forget to take screenshots

At the moment of euphoria and record numbers on the portfolio, we become a different person, show all the darkest character traits, move to Dubai, throw money around, send all poor friends and past life far away, get an OF-model girlfriend and, most importantly, DO NOT TAKE the profit. This is an important point

When the market unexpectedly turns bearish, possibly triggered by a new move from Trump, we DCA and buy the entire fall until we see our portfolio values closer to zero

This plan will allow you to gain huge experience, more valuable than any numbers on your portfolio that you will see at market peaks

The post is absolutely serious

(Nah, of course I’m joking)