🚨 #BREAKING: Trump Unleashes ‘TrumpCoin’… Or Was It ‘TremendousCoin’? 🇺🇸💸
Straight from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump shocked the crypto world by unveiling his new digital currency — “TrumpCoin.” With trademark flair, he declared:
"It’s going to be the greatest crypto ever. Truly tremendous. Nobody understands blockchain like I do!"
Within minutes, the price soared 1000%…
Only to plummet seconds later when he tweeted:
"Correction: I meant TremendousCoin. Honest typo!"
The market chaos? Peak crypto comedy.