#TRUMP Tariff Tango: Chaos, Cash, Repeat! 💃🕺💰"
Step 1:"Oops, tariffs!" → Market freaks out, stocks go brrrr... downward. 📉😱
Step 2:"Buy the panic!"* – Load up while everyone’s crying. 🛒🎢
Step 3:"JK, pausing tariffs!"* – Market sighs in relief, rockets up. 🚀🙌
Step 4:"Profit? Yes please!"– Exit like a boss. 💸😌
Moral of the story? The real "Art of the Deal" was the trades we made along the way. 🎨📊