One day, out of nowhere, all the banks gather and declare:
"From now on, we only trust Pi!"
Suddenly, Pi Coin blasts off to $30, and people start trading Teslas for PiCycles.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Pi is still stuck near $0.70, doing cardio and whispering to itself,
“Breakout is near… I just need a little push... maybe a bank… or a miracle.”
Pi holders, sitting on mountains of untradeable coins, refresh their apps like:
“Am I rich yet?”
Only to find: “Mainnet migration still in progress.”
Some folks have 50,000 Pi and already planned their retirement on a private island.
Reality check?
You might buy snacks. Maybe. One day. If ever.
And if banks do adopt Pi, let’s be honest—
The first 10,000 Pi users deserve statues... and therapy.