I thought I was poor… until the bank officially confirmed it.😵💫
I used to think I was short on cash… until one day I went to the bank and they told me: “Sir, your account doesn't even qualify for a fee to be charged.”😭
Officially certified as a premium poor person!🤣
That was my breaking point.⚠️
Between motivational puppy memes and tutorials on “how to get rich in 24 hours” (spoiler: it doesn’t work), I ended up at Binance.
And there I discovered something called: Simple Earn.🎆
What is it?
A way to leave your crypto sitting… and still earn interest without lifting a finger.📈
Yes, like when you leave a pot on the stove and it magically cooks itself!🫕
Tips to excel with Simple Earn:
1.Start with stable coins like USDT 👍
2.Enable automatic subscription and forget about the stress.👍
3.If you’re going to hold, at least let them pay you for waiting!👍
Since I joined Binance, the bank no longer recognizes me… and I don’t recognize my old finances either.
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