#Write2Earn
Hi friends...
Every time I buy a coin, the market says, “Let’s ruin this person’s day!”
I buy—red candle of doom.
I sell—green rocket to Mars.
I’m not a trader anymore. I’m a market reverse indicator!
My friends don’t ask what to buy anymore. They ask what I just sold, so they can ride it to the moon.
I’ve been called many things: unlucky, cursed, the "Crypto Jinx"... one even called me the market’s emotional support clown.
Now I’m thinking of switching it up: only buy coins I hate. Maybe the market will finally go in my favor out of spite!
I’ve read about RSI, Bollinger Bands, Fibonacci lines, and stop-loss strategies.
Great stuff—but can they stop my curse?
Maybe I should just livestream my trades so others can do the opposite and get rich. I'll charge a fee. “Get rich by avoiding my picks!”
Dear crypto wizards, I beg you—drop your sacred the meme and start making green!