#MarketPullback $BTC BITCOIN: THE KING HAS A COUGH (BUT STILL WON’T DIE)

Bitcoin, the heavyweight champ of crypto, recently slipped from its throne — down from over $111K to around $108K, and the entire internet is reacting like it just saw the Titanic hit the iceberg again.

Crypto Twitter:

"IS THIS THE DIP?! THE DUMP?! THE END?!"

Maximalists:

"Relax. It's just Bitcoin doing yoga. Stretching before the next all-time high."

And honestly? They're not wrong. Bitcoin has fallen harder than your friend’s phone with a cracked screen — but it’s still flexing at $108K. That’s like tripping in front of a crowd… but while wearing a Rolex.

Why the drop?

Some whales probably decided to cash in for a new yacht or two.

Congress started whispering about stablecoin regulations and scared the DeFi kids.

And of course, traders got liquidated faster than ice cubes in Ibiza.

Meanwhile, new investors are panicking:

"Why is it dropping? What did I do wrong?"

And the old-school hodlers are sipping coffee in their Bitcoin hoodies saying,

"Oh, honey, this ain’t even a bear. It’s a sneeze."

In true Bitcoin fashion, it might dip 8% today and rocket 12% tomorrow, all before lunch.

So here’s your reminder: Bitcoin isn’t dead — it’s just dramatic.

It’s not crashing — it’s clearing out the weak hands.

It’s not scared — it’s just building suspense for the next season of "Number Go Up."

Stay tuned, stay strapped in, and maybe don’t check the charts right before bed.