Binance Pizza Day is that glorious time of year when we all pretend spending 10,000 BTC on two Papa John’s pies was totally reasonable. Like, “Yeah bro, I dropped half a billion on pepperoni—for the culture.”
Binance throws pizza parties, giveaways, and probably burns a few calories worth of BNB just to honor the OG crypto flex. It’s like the Met Gala of bad financial decisions, but we celebrate it anyway because hey—without that legendary pizza order, we might all still be trading Beanie Babies instead of NFTs.
Moral of the story: HODL your crypto... and maybe bring your own lunch.
