INTERNAL JOKE 🌎 CRYPTO WORLD

The new altcoins laughing when BTC arrives at the crypto party:

"Look who came dragging chains… the old lady of blockchain!

Still mining with coal, BTC?"

"Have you tried to upgrade, or are you still using Windows 95?"

Hahaha

BTC slowly turns, puts on sunglasses 🕶️, adjusts the crown 👑 and replies:

"Say what you want, baby…

I am your MOTHER!

While you drop 30% with a news headline,

I’m here breaking historical records TODAY again!"

"2009? That's right… over a DECADE reigning.

And still rising like a rocket 🚀

Call me old, but respect the legend!"

📈 BTC: soaring high

📉 Altcoins: just hitting F5, waiting for a miracle

#BTCRespectsMyHistory

#QueenSinceForever

#RootBlockchain 👑🔥🚀