1. What makes you feel wow is actually all D or E level.
2. When a girl squats on the toilet outside, regardless of cleanliness, the tissue she puts on the toilet must start at 3-4 layers.
3. How to tell which boy your goddess likes: see who she chooses to hit when she's excited.
4. Want to distinguish which best friend your girlfriend gets along with?
Go check her space to see her photos with her best friend. The prettier the best friend, the stronger their bond.
5. In fact, girls are mostly standing up to pee when they take a shower.
6. Do you think when a girl asks you to open a bottle cap, she is flirting with you?
Wake up, brother; she simply thinks it hurts to twist the bottle cap.
7. Don't be fooled by the bulging appearance; there really isn't much inside.
For example:
8. The more stylish a girl looks in wide-leg pants, the more awkward she is when going to the bathroom.
If you ask why, you can fill in the blanks yourself.
9. Girls will definitely go out after putting on makeup.
Even if her body tells her she doesn’t want to go out, she will find an excuse to force herself to step outside.
10. Girls can be very irritable when they are on their period, but if it hasn't come, they will be even more anxious.
11. Girls love to look at beautiful women more than boys do. When they see a pretty lady on the street, they will stare at her, thinking about how they would look in that outfit.
12. Before going to sleep, a girl's hair is usually neat, but after waking up, her hair is in a state of chaos.
13. Continuing from the previous point, before sleeping, a girl's nightgown is also neat, but after waking up, what could originally cover her legs can now only cover her chest.
14. Girls in college change their hearts the fastest; they basically switch husbands after watching a single TV show.
15. Although girls have many lipsticks, they still like to receive lipsticks as gifts during holidays.
Just like you have many websites saved, you still enjoy discovering new ones.
16. When a girl complains about having nothing to wear, it doesn’t mean she really has nothing; it means last year's clothes are not good enough for her this year.
17. When a girl eats or drinks with a really strange expression, it’s not that the food is bad; it's that she's afraid of smudging her lipstick.
18. Girls with small breasts don’t really like to wear bras in winter; anyway, with a puffer coat on, no one can tell.
19. Girls need to bring tissue for both number one and number two, and the only way to differentiate is to see how much tissue she takes.
Of course, if you insist on going in to observe, then forget I said anything.
20. For girls, washing bangs = washing their hair once.
Such miraculous behavior is particularly common in winter.
21. In fact, girls can only predict the time frame when their period will come, but they can't pinpoint the exact day.
22. When a girl is on her period, it's best not to mention 'drink more hot water' because during that time, even breathing is a mistake.
23. Tampons are definitely not cotton swabs; if you dare to use one as a cotton swab, I bet your girlfriend will treat you like a punching bag.
24. Girls' underwear becomes stiff after wearing it for a long time; the difference is that boys wear it stiff, while girls' gets stiff from boiling water.
25. When girls go out wearing hats, it’s not because it’s hot outside and they want to block the sun, but because they haven’t washed their hair today.
26. No matter how small a girl's face is, she definitely has a little belly.
27. When girls play games like Honor of Kings, they usually won't look at the detailed skill descriptions, not because there are too many words to read, but because even if they read it, they won't understand it.
28. Continuing from the previous point, when they are getting equipment, they never look at what equipment it is; as long as equipment appears next to the mall, they just click on it directly.
29. What girls can't let go of is neither their diary nor their parents, but their best friend.
Just like how you are most worried about your browser history right now.
30. When taking photos with sisters, nobody wants to be the one holding the phone.
31. If in winter you see a girl propping her mouth with her hand and staring blankly, she is definitely not thinking; she is picking at the skin around her mouth.
32. Please, everyone, never treat the leg-baring artifact as pantyhose; that thing is thicker than your cotton pants.
33. Girls take a long time in the bathroom, not because they have a lot to do, but because they are scrolling through their phones on the toilet.
34. For items of equal value, girls will almost without hesitation choose the one with free shipping over the one with 90 yuan plus 10 yuan shipping.
35. When a girl uses only her index and middle fingers while playing with her phone, she is definitely editing a photo.
36. Drinking hot water can indeed relieve the pain during menstruation, but it doesn't alleviate her desire to kill you.
