DUN-DUN-DUN…
Oh ye watchers of the digital tide,
Hold onto your coins, it's a wild ride!
The skies are blinking, the markets sneeze—
A whisper's blowing through crypto trees.
Is it a hack? A pact? A shift divine?
Did Binance just bend the space-time line?
Or maybe... they just blinked, and lo!
Speculators scream like it's a show.
But hush now, dear sleuths, lean closer still,
I’ve cracked the code—prepared to spill:
A masterstroke, unseen, unheard...
A tale so wild, it mocks the word!
It starts with charts that do a twirl,
And ends in... absolutely nothing, girl.
Yes, that's right, no move, no quake,
Just crypto theater, for drama's sake.
So rally your thoughts, let wild dreams soar,
While I say "much ado about folklore."
Decoding the void? What a noble feat—
But this mystery? Just empty tweet-meat.
