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How I Became a Crypto Millionaire… for 6 Minutes

Once upon a blockchain, I was just a regular degenerate scrolling through meme coins like it was Tinder. Swipe right on ShibaFlokiDogeInu? Sure. Left on BananaCoin? Mistake. Huge mistake.

Then it happened.

I woke up one morning, checked my wallet, and BOOM — $1,483,219.87 staring back at me. I did what any rational person would do: I screamed, spilled coffee on my laptop, and told my mom we made it.

But something was off.

I looked closer. The price of my token, “Frogzilla,” had pumped 69,000% overnight. Twitter was silent. No Elon tweet. No Reddit thread. Just one poor soul who accidentally bought $50K worth of Frogzilla in a fat-fingered panic. My hero.

I tried to cash out. MetaMask laughed at me. The liquidity pool? Dry as the Sahara. My million-dollar portfolio was a mirage — an on-chain hallucination.

Six minutes later, the price crashed back to earth. I was no longer a millionaire. But I had a story.

And a very confused mom.

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