“TRUMP Coin: Because Memes Deserve a Seat in the White House Too!”
When you thought the world of crypto couldn’t get any weirder, along comes TRUMP Coin — the digital currency no one asked for, but somehow everyone is watching. It’s not backed by gold, oil, or even common sense… but by ego, tweets, and maybe a red cap or two.
One minute it’s surging like a campaign rally in Florida, the next it’s crashing harder than a reality show finale. The charts move like his speeches: unpredictable, dramatic, and somehow still trending.
Investors say, “Buy the dip.”
TRUMP Coin says, “Buy the drama.”
So, if you’ve got a strong heart, a weak sense of financial caution, and a love for chaos, TRUMP Coin might be your ride — just don’t expect it to “Make Portfolios Great Again
