Me in the exam hall:
🤝 "Bro, help me out... just one answer."
Noncoiner friend: passes a note
📝 “How’s your crypto doing?”
Me:
Instant regret. Existential crisis. Flashbacks to red candles.
😤📉
Some friends just want to watch your portfolio burn. 🔥
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