1. Iconic scenes of 'social death' on Pizza Day
That programmer Laszlo Hanyecz who bought pizza with 10,000 bitcoins in 2010 now receives two types of private messages every day:
• Novice crying: 'Big brother, do you regret it?' (The answer is always no regrets)
• Old-timer in the crypto circle: 'Looking for disciples! Take me with you on the next airdrop'
This year's gameplay at Binance Square has been upgraded:
• Crypto version of a gourmet tasting event: Someone tried to buy a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut with BUSD, triggering an on-chain smart contract vulnerability
• Metaverse cooking competition: A certain project issued 'Bitcoin Pizza NFT', the burnt pixel art actually sells for three times more than the normal version
• Leek Anti-Fraud Training Camp: Phishing websites start to forge 'Pizza Day Exclusive Airdrop', already 12 people mistakenly signed infinite authorization contracts
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2. New strategies for harvesting rewards in 2025
👉 Move 1: Reverse tribute performance art
• Post on Binance Square with #BinancePizza, the more outrageous the copy, the higher the reward. Example demonstration:
"Just used 0.0001 BTC to buy stinky tofu pizza, waiting to exchange it for a Beijing courtyard in 2035"
(Real rewards: Readings over ten thousand automatically trigger FDUSD red envelope)
👉 Move 2: Lay an ambush for 'dark cuisine' concept coins
• $PINEAPPLE (Pineapple Pizza Coin): 800% surge in 24 hours, the Italian community is organizing a short sell
• $HOTDOG (Hot Dog Pizza Coin): The dealer uses AI scripts to manipulate the market at 3 AM, and the K-line forms a pizza shape
👉 Move 3: Create a historical cycle meme
• Find a pizza shop that accepts Lightning Network payments, record a video @cz_binance
• Use Midjourney to generate an image of 'Satoshi Nakamoto crying while eating durian pizza', post it on Twitter with #BitcoinPizzaDay
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3. Instructions to avoid pitfalls and social death
🚨 High-risk areas
1. 'Deposit BNB to receive an oven' event: Last week someone received an NFT oven, baking requires GAS fees
2. 'Pizza Day Exclusive DAO': A project called PizzaDAO, the white paper hides a wallet private key harvesting script
3. Offline pop-up shop: Scanning a code to receive pizza will also authorize your contacts, and the whole company will know about your contract liquidation the next day
🔒 Life-saving essentials
1. Create a 'Pizza Wallet' with an Android backup phone, automatically clear cache after each interaction
2. Set up automatic daily checks for authorizations on Revoke.cash, immediately cut off suspicious contracts
3. Set the exchange's customer service phone number as a speed dial, freeze assets within 5 minutes of encountering fraud
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👇 Soul-searching questions
• If you could travel back to May 22, 2010, you would:
A. Loan to buy Bitcoin
B. Open a global chain of pizza shops
C. Send a blade to Laszlo
Fun fact: Those two pizzas are now worth 460 million USD, enough to buy 70% of Pizza Hut stores worldwide — while you might still be struggling with whether to use 10x leverage.