My portfolio this month dropped faster than a hot slice hits the floor…
-99.60% PNL — that’s not a crash, that’s a crypto oven burn!
But like every good Pizza Day story, we rise again—crust first, then cheese, then moon.
If this trade doesn’t earn me a slice of that 1,000 USDC, at least it deserves a laugh.
Show me your spicy trades below — pineapple allowed!
