Let's rename Bitcoin To Buttcoin 💩
Bitcoin, the ancient granddaddy of cryptocurrencies, might need a fresh rebrand. Obviously its technology is outdated, its transactions are painfully slow, and fees make your wallet cry. Once revolutionary, Bitcoin now limps along like an aging relic, desperately trying to keep up while newer, flashier coins zoom past.
So why not embrace reality and rename it Buttcoin? It perfectly captures the frustration of overpriced transactions and endless delays. After all, if something is stuck in the past, why pretend otherwise? While Bitcoin maximalists cling to their fading glory, the rest of the crypto world moves forward—leaving Buttcoin to sit in the corner, reminiscing about its glory days.
Maybe it’s time for a fresh start. 🪑💨
