$FTT "FTT Rises From the Dead: Zombie Token Up 4.75% ā But Why?" š§āļø
The crypto world gasped today as FTT, the "shouldn't-you-be-bankrupt" token, clawed its way to **$1.20 (+4.75%)**, leaving traders equal parts confused and amused.
**24h Drama:**
- **High of $1.33**: *"Sam Bankman-Fried's prison WiFi must be strong!"*
- **Low of $1.10**: *"Nevermind, he ran out of commissary money"*
- **Volume**: 6M FTT moved ā either diehard believers or one very lost algo bot
**Market Reactions:**
- **FTX creditors**: *"Wait... we might get paid in FTT?!"*
- **Crypto Twitter**: *"This is either the greatest comeback or worst glitch"*
- **New traders**: *"What's FTT?"* (Don't tell them)
**Behind the Madness:**
Possible explanations:
1) Someone actually used the FTX relaunch app
2) A hedge fund mistook it for FET
3) The ultimate "buy the dip" challenge
**Final Thought:**
FTT's price action proves two things in crypto:
1) Nothing ever really dies
2) You can't make this stuff up
*Disclaimer: Not financial advice. May contain traces of insolvency.* šš
