Crypto Trading: Everyone's Got a Theory
๐ฌ Friends: โHeโs a gambler.โ
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Parents: โHeโs a hacker!โ
๐ฎ Government: โDefinitely suspicious.โ
๐จโ๐ฉ Society: โDoes he even work?โ
๐ด๏ธ Me: โIโm basically a financial genius.โ
๐ตโ๐ซ Reality: Buys high, sells low, repeats.