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《When Others Eat Meat, You Drink Soup? A Tearful Summary from an Old Player in the Crypto World: Chasing Prices and Selling Dips is Worse than Being a Salted Fish!》

"The bull market is like hot pot; you always rush to dip the tripe in someone else's bowl—only to burn your own tofu!"

"Trading coins is like dating; just when you want to fall in love with a coin, it turns into an ex and blocks you—better to stick with Bitcoin for life, at least it never plays the flash crash game!"

"Altcoins are like party animals; you think they’re like the old ladies doing square dancing, but they’re actually breakdancing champions—just as you want to applaud, you find out they’ve collapsed right after the dance!"

"Short-term trading is like whack-a-mole; just as you hit one, another pops up—only to find out you haven’t made any money, but you’ve exhausted yourself like a woodpecker!"

"Holding coins is like raising a turtle; others laugh at you for being stingy, then one day the turtle’s shell shines—while others are still counting ants, you’re already sitting on a golden son-in-law!"

"The market is like spicy hot pot; you’re always afraid of missing out on this hot bite—only to find it’s too hot to handle, and when you look back, Bitcoin is sipping iced sour plum soup!"

"Listening to news to trade coins is like fortune-telling; Master Zhang says this will soar, Master Li says that will go to zero—only to find out the only fee you’ve paid has really soared!"

"The three essentials of short-term trading: left hand with insider news, right hand with quick-acting heart-saving pills, and in your heart, you keep chanting 'This time is different'—the outcome is, you’ve lost money and gained two more stones!"

"Remember! Getting rich in the crypto world is not a hundred-meter dash, but a marathon—while others run off to party, you just need to steadily hold your thermos, and when others get drunk, the blockchain Maotai will be yours!"