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"Bought crypto — waiting for the Lambo... or at least a shawarma"

I entered Binance with high hopes. Thought I would invest in Bitcoin, and in a week I'd be living in the Maldives. Three days passed — I'm already an expert on charts, like Vanga, but with crypto: I see a green candle — my mood is bullish, I see a red one — I call my mom, saying goodbye.

I decided to try futures. This is when your soul goes negative faster than the price of your favorite shitcoin. But it's okay, I'm hanging in there! Because everyone