*$BTC current status and my current status shows in last

So back when Bitcoin was chilling at $102K, I was like: Pfft, this is totally the top. I’m not FOMOing in now I’ll wait for the dip.

Then it dipped to $95, 80 , 75 and $65K, See? Told you. Gonna buy at $50K like a genius

But nah. Bitcoin said SIKE and shot up to $80K. Okay, okay… maybe I’ll wait for a pullback to $75K.

$90K This is insane. It HAS to correct soon

$105K i should’ve just bought at $70K

Now I’m sitting here, watching my broke friends who YOLO’d at $100K flex their unrealized gains, while my "smart trading strategy" is just me coping in the corner with a bag of stale

Lessons learned 😶‍🌫️

1. Bitcoin doesn’t care about your logical entry points.

2. The real dip was my will to live after missing the pump.

3. Next time? Just. Buy. The. Coin. 😭🚀

* Current status: Still waiting for $65k like a 🤡