🚨BREAKING: Bitcoin $BTC Hits $104K — U.S. Politicians Rushing to Pretend They Always Believed in It 🚀🚀

Senators last year: “Crypto is for criminals.”

Senators today: “We’re launching a bipartisan blockchain task force for innovation.” 🤡

BlackRock buys another billion in BTC, and suddenly the same folks who wanted to ban mining are dropping NFT selfies on X. 🙃

Meanwhile, Bitcoin Maxis are still tweeting from 2013 laptops yelling “I told you so!” while ignoring every project that isn’t orange.

Reminder: The revolution will not be regulated — but it might get sponsored by JPMorgan. 🧢