Setting: A peaceful morning. Sunlight streams through the window. Simon is sitting in front of his computer with a steaming cup of coffee. His cat – the star of this show – lazily walks in.
Simon (staring at the screen, muttering to himself):
“Simon's Cat Token... launching on the market? What the heck…”
Cat (yawns, walks up to the desk, and plops down on the keyboard like usual):
“Meow?” (Translation: "What's this? Can I eat it?")
Simon (gently shoves the cat aside and points at the screen):
“They just created a coin... out of you. A cat. Now, you're Web3.”
Cat (immediately wide awake, eyes fixed on the screen. A chart shows a steep upward trend)
“Coin? Digital Pate?”
[Cat’s Imagination Begins – A Fantasy World]
The cat is sitting on a throne made of cat food cans. Around it, other cats are serving it. CAT coins float around like butterflies. Pate rains down from the sky. The word "MOON" shines brightly in the background.
Cat (in dream):
“One coin = one can. A million coins = a chain of pet food stores…”
[Back to Reality – Simon looks at the cat, skeptical]
Simon:
“Great. It actually believes it.”
Cat (hops off the desk, knocks the keyboard off, runs off and returns with... a garden shovel)
“MEOW!” (Translation: "Where do I mine the tokens?")
Simon (sighs in disbelief):
“It’s not mined that way... but whatever, who understands Web3 anyway…”
[Cat starts "mining" in the house with the shovel, kicking up dust and knocking over the router. The internet goes out.]
The coin chart on the screen freezes and then plummets.
Simon (looking at the chart plummet):
“Yep. Now you’ve really destroyed the blockchain.”
[Cat sits down, staring at the mess of "tokens" (dirt and rocks) that have spilled out, falling right into its actual food bowl. The cat looks up at the camera, blinking, as if asking:]
“So... do I get to eat?”
[Closing Text Appears on Screen]:
> “Simon's Cat Token – Created by the internet. What it’s actually used for... well, the cat is still digging to find out.”
