ETH Woke Up and Chose Violence!

Ethereum just yeeted itself out of bed and skyrocketed over 20%—trading above $2,340 and making everyone who panic-sold last week cry into their cold brew.

Why the pump? Glad you asked:

Pectra Upgrade Dropped Like a Mixtape

Ethereum just got a major glow-up with its Pectra upgrade—better wallets, higher staking limits, and more scalability. Basically, ETH said: “I fixed myself. Now watch me fly.”

Jerome Powell Didn’t Ruin the Party (For Once)

The Fed held interest rates steady, and markets sighed in relief. Add a sprinkle of U.S.-U.K. trade deal optimism and boom—ETH starts moonwalking.

Whales Be Whalin’

Institutions are back at it. Abraxas Capital pulled $116M in ETH off exchanges like they were taking snacks off the shelf before a storm. Smart money loading up = community bullish AF.

Chart Bro Magic

ETH just broke a six-month downtrend like it owed it money. Now the TA crowd is out here drawing lines, circles, and summoning $3K targets like wizards in a bull robe.

ETH is flexing. Stay hydrated, don’t FOMO too hard, and remember—up only (until it isn’t).🥇#TradeOfTheWeek #CryptoComeback #PectraUpgrade #ETH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 $ETH $BTC