Here's a rephrased version with a punchy and engaging tone:
If $TRUMP $TRUMP hits $30, I’m cashing billionaire checks.
Lambo? Private island? Manifested.
How long till we see that magic $30?
Drop your wildest predictions — if you know, you know.
Want it to sound more hype, more serious, or meme-y?
$TRUMP #TradeStories #FOMCMeeting #PectraUpgrade #MostRecentTrade #MostRecentTrade
