Brothers, tonight at two o'clock the Federal Reserve meeting will have three big moves,

Interest rates are definitely going to stay the same, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to be hawkish,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a bit of anesthesia.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful Senator was talking about some "MEME Act",

Saying the President can't issue dog coins, haha, this is jealousy over Trump making a fortune from issuing coins.