Brothers, tonight at two o'clock the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates are definitely not moving, but the probability of a rate cut in June has plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

That old fox Powell is 99% likely to adopt a hawkish stance,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a bit of anesthesia.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we eat meat or shit in the second half of the year!

Last night, Senator Big Pretty wants to push the "MEME Act",

Saying the president cannot issue dogecoin, haha, that's just envy of Trump making a fortune with his coin,

The "MEME Act"? Hilarious!

Those old scoundrels on Capitol Hill have been slicing the leeks until their hands are sore,

Now they're pretending to be pure and innocent? When King understands issues and issues Trump coins, it's "the largest corruption in history",

Why don't they say that you politicians print money and flood the market more than the dog project parties?