Little K will today expose Trump's "Crypto President" antics—earning 300 million dollars in the first hundred days, issuing a Meme coin that directly lets the retail investors fill the White House banquet? Sob sob sob this "national-level ICO" even made Sun Gan exclaim that it was professional!
1. Phenomenon: The White House turns into a mining site, the president personally issues coins.
Magical realism record:
- $TRUMP Coin market value skyrockets to 20 billion, Trump casually says: "I hear it's very successful?"
- Officially priced: The first 220 buyers of coins get a presidential dinner, and the top 25 also get a VIP tour of the White House (Little K also wants to sneak a selfie!).
- Abu Dhabi tycoon spends 2 billion to buy Trump's stablecoin USD 1, Sun Yuchen recharges overnight to climb the rankings.
Little K's stormy complaints:
Is this a Meme coin? It's simply a "presidential power NFT"! Previously, selling peripherals could at most trick some rednecks, now they directly treat Air Force One as a mining machine and the White House banquet as an OTC offline venue! Babies, wake up, traditional harvesting still has to look at national-level players! (Summary in slang: Trump harvests, K-style certification ✅)
2. Breakdown: How did the 300 million dollars come about?
Harvesting three-piece set:
1. Transaction fee extraction: Each $TRUMP transaction takes 0.5%, retail investors celebrate for 3 months and earn 320 million (Little K: The extraction is fiercer than a milk tea shop!).
2. Pre-emptively burying 80% of the chips: CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC control the market.
3. Stablecoin nesting dolls: Their own USD 1 absorbs foreign capital, Abu Dhabi's 2 billion enters the market and locks up.
The most outrageous operation:
- While disbanding the Justice Department's anti-crypto fraud unit.
- While letting his son Eric promote products at the Dubai Crypto Summit (joke: SEC officials write the indictment while buying $TRUMP coins, sob sob sob~)
3. The Senate is in a hurry: This is a national security issue!
Democrats' boiling point:
- Foreign forces' recharge channel: Sun Yuchen and Middle Eastern tycoons are crazy about buying coins, who can distinguish the president's pocket and foreign policy? (Little K: Is this recharge giving away foreign policy?)
- PGA golf merger case: Saudi Arabia holds a tournament at Trump's golf course, then pressures PGA to take over LIV.
- Son's club membership fee of $500,000: Clearly priced to buy "presidential connections".
Little K's bold opinion:
Former presidents avoided suspicion by using "blind trusts", while Trump directly plays "open trust"—
"My money is managed by my son, my son's money is managed by me, any problem?"
4. Industry insights: The national-level sickle's downward attack.
Retail investors, wake up:
- The Meme coin disclaimer is filled with "not investment advice", but the temptation of the White House banquet is fiercer than any KOL's recommendations (Little K: Is the dinner menu stir-fried chives with eggs?).
- "Inspired by Trump" becomes the latest wealth password, World Liberty Financial absorbs 550 million monthly.
- Traditional VCs are crying: We write white papers, they write presidential orders.
Little K's summary:
This operation redefines "revolving door" between politics and business—
What is a revolving door? Trump directly opens you the "White House VIP channel"! Babies, this sickle is made of 24K pure gold with diamonds~
Ultimate soul question:
1. If $TRUMP coins go to zero, would you dare to hang a banner at the White House? (Little K: The banner says "Give me back my hard-earned money~")
2. For the next wave of presidential concept coins, are you betting on Biden coins or Musk coins?
Little K is waiting for you to go crazy in the comments! The melon-eating mode has started.
PS: The Senate report will be published in mid-May, remember to set stop-loss if you want to bottom-fish~ (Little K: Don't cry if it drops, come here for a virtual hug! 💖)
