#FOMCMeeting meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing climbing faster than the interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”

Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?”

Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?”

The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.”

Current market mood:

Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place

Bonds: Midlif