#FOMCMeeting

The Fed wraps up its meeting, and let's just say the only thing rising faster than the rates was Powell's stress level when someone dared to say 'soft landing.'

Wall Street Traders: 'They kept the rates— we're going to the moon!'

Powell, unfazed: 'Did I mumble?'

Every millennial homeowner, time to refinance?

The Fed: 'Tough luck, buddy.'

Market vibes now

Stocks: Feeling good

Bonds: Having an identity crisis

Crypto: Going crazy like it's 2021 again

Gold: Just chilling

* Recession: Sitting in the waiting room reading magazines from 3 months ago

Powell's press conference in a few words: 'We're doing what needs to be done.'

Translation: 'We're guessing with charts.'

Let's be honest—the FOMC meetings are now a mix of market chaos, decoding Fed speak, and Gen Z figuring out what 'hawkish' means.

Until next time—bring snacks and a therapist with a finance degree.