TIPS FOR BEGINNERS
1. Reduce screen time — you're not defusing a bomb.
Checking charts every 3 minutes won't make the candle turn green. Your coins aren’t toddlers — they’ll be fine without constant supervision.
2. Only invest money you won’t need for a year — or for bail.
If you’re planning to use that money for rent, groceries, or therapy next month, keep it far, far away from crypto.
3. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket — especially if that basket’s name ends in “Inu.”
Diversify. Because sometimes, even the most promising coin turns into a cautionary tale.
4. Distract yourself — games, hobbies, anything legal.
You should be checking prices like you check your oven: twice a day, unless there’s smoke.
5. Buy without overthinking, add more when it dumps.
This isn't dating. You don’t need a sign from the universe to commit — just add more when it’s on sale like you're hoarding toilet paper in 2020.
6. Invest in known coins — not the ones named like expired energy drinks.
Stick to coins people have heard of. If the name sounds like a gamer tag, maybe skip it.
7. Read the whitepaper — at least once.
It’s not a thriller, but it's better than going all in on a coin because a YouTuber said “this is the next big thing.”
