#FOMCMeeting The guys from Wall Street: "Interest rates are on hold, let's go to the moon!"

Powell: raises an eyebrow "Did I stutter?"

Meanwhile, every millennial with a mortgage:

"Can I refinance now?"

FOMC: "That's going to be a no from us, buddy."

The markets are reacting like:

Stocks: rising

Bonds: confused

Crypto: celebrating like it's 2021

Gold: having tea

Recession: waiting in the lobby like it's a dentist appointment

Official statement from Powell: "We will do what we need to do."

Translation: "We're winging it with charts."