#FOMCMeeting $BTC BTC coin pairs be like:

You: buys altcoin with BTC

Altcoin: immediately drops 30%

BTC: moons 10%

Your portfolio: dies in 4K

Trading BTC pairs is like saying, “Yeah, I wanna lose money two ways at once.”

Friend: “Why don’t you just use USDT?”

You: “Because I like pain and emotional instability.”

BTC/ALT pairs are the gym bros of crypto—loud, volatile, and flexing in the mirror while collapsing under real pressure.

Every time BTC sneezes, your altcoin catches the plague.

Charts look like Picasso drew them during a caffeine overdose.

And don’t get me started on those 10,000% pumps—only visible if you zoom in on the 1-minute chart during a lunar eclipse.

Moral of the story: if you’re trading