#FOMCMeeting

🚨 BREAKING: FOMC Drops the Mic – Rates, Reactions & Chaos Incoming! 📈🔥

The FOMC just wrapped their meeting and the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Jerome Powell’s blood pressure when someone dared to say “soft landing.” 🫣

Wall Street bros:

“Rates paused, we moon! 🚀”

Powell: raises eyebrow “Did I stutter?” 🧐

Every millennial with a mortgage:

“Can I refinance now? 🏡”

FOMC: “That’s gonna be a no from us, dawg.” ❌

📊 Markets reacting like:

• Stocks: ⬆️ Up & vibing

• Bonds: 🤯 Confused & spinning

• Crypto: 🎉 Partying like it’s 2021

• Gold: ☕ Calmly sipping tea

• Recession: 🛋️ Waiting in the lobby like it’s a dentist appointment

Powell’s official statement:

🗣️ “We’ll do what we gotta do.”

Translation: “We’re winging it with charts.” 📉🦅

Let’s be real—the only constant at FOMC meetings?

⚡ Panic

⚡ Confusion

⚡ A new generation learning what “hawkish” means

Catch you at the next meeting — bring popcorn 🍿 and an emotional support economist 👓