🔥 Early Market Roar: I made a killing again! Teaching you how to break the doge's tricks!

(Damn! Just saw BlackRock increasing their position, these bastards are secretly accumulating!)

1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Open your dog eyes)

Current price $95,100, bouncing up from $94k coffin board,

Is the doge playing trampoline here? (Attached image: 15-minute K-line looks like a sheep having a seizure)

My godly operation:

✅ 5/2 short position 96.7k → 93.5k, angrily made 3300 points!

✅ 5/5 bought long at 94k, sold at 95.1k, earned another 1100 points!

(Just asking, aren’t I awesome? Brothers who followed, drop 666 in the comments)

2️⃣ Long and Short Graveyard Map (Quick look for the leeks)

⚔️ Bear's Guillotine:

96k: The doge buried 50,000 short orders, if it breaks, I lose! (Was the support level written wrong? On purpose!)

95.5k: Daily resistance level, last week harvested leeks here

🛡️ Bull's Coffin Price:

94k: Break this price and it's straight to cremation! (I placed long orders here)

93k: The grass on the grave is three meters high "strong support", run fast when it gets here!

(On-chain data shows a whale placed an 8k BTC sell order at 95.5k, be careful!)

3️⃣ Today's Operation Bible

Volatile Market Mantra:

✅ Buy low: 93.5k-94k buy long

✅ Sell high: 95k-95.5k short

✅ Take profit strategy: Take 600~1000 points and run, don’t be greedy!