#USStablecoinBill CryptoTaxBill Just Dropped—Crypto Twitter Be Like:

Congress: “We’re here to make crypto taxes easier.”

Crypto bros: “Easier for who? The IRS?”

Devs: “Define ‘easier’… like gas fees easier, or solving-a-Rubik’s-cube-blindfolded easier?”

Traders: “Wait, you want me to track every transaction?”

IRS: “Yes, even the time you tipped a meme coin to your barber.”

NFT holders: “Do I have to pay tax on my JPEG of a banana wearing sunglasses?”

Regulators: “If it has value, we want a cut.”

Everyone with a hardware wallet: “Guess I live in the shadows now.”

Meanwhile, Bitcoin: “I just wanted to be peer-to-peer money, man.”

And Ethereum’s like: “Don’t look at me, I’m switching to proof-of-stake. Emotionally.”

Tether still offshore like: “You tax that. I’ll be over here, unbothered, moisturizing.”

Bottom line—this bill might clear up crypto taxation...

Or it might send half of Crypto Twitter into witness protection.

Either way—memes incoming. Brace yourself.