Hello everyone!

Joke for the evening #crypto #CryptoMay2025

A man goes to a psychologist:

> — Doctor, I’m always anxious, I can’t sleep, I’m constantly shaking!

> — What happened?

> — I invested in crypto.

> — Well then sell it and calm down.

> — Sell?! By the time I got here for the session, it had already gone up by 20%! How can I sell it now?!

> — Then hold it?

> — Hold?! While we’re talking, it’s already dropped by 30%! How can I hold it?!

> — So... let’s start with breathing exercises...

> — Too late! While I was breathing, Bitcoin crashed!