๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING NEWS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

Eric Trump secretly mined $Pi in the @WhiteHouse basement during 2019 lockdown drills!

Sources say he called it:

โ€œThe most stable thing in Washington.โ€

Even gave it a nickname:

"Patriotic Pi."

While the world was debating inflationโ€ฆ

Eric was securing his place in the future of finance,

one block at a time.

#pi #picoin #SaylorBTCPurchase #BTCRebound #BinanceAlphaAlert