Starting July 1, 2027, the European Union is putting the spotlight on privacy coins. Monero, Zcash, Dash — all the stealthy players — are now officially on the EU’s “too-private-to-function” list. If you’re moving over €1,000 in these shadowy coins, get ready to share more than just your wallet address. Think passport scans, live selfies, and maybe even your grandma’s secret cookie recipe.
Privacy in crypto? That’s so 2026.
But fear not, old-school dreamers. If you're still craving financial invisibility, there’s always cash in a sock drawer — or whispered crypto swaps at the local flea market, right next to the jam jars and mystery pie lady. Just don’t forget to print out that receipt... for nostalgia.
Welcome to the new age of transparency, where blockchain doesn’t just record — it reports. Enjoy the final flickers of crypto-anonymity while they last. It’s officially going vintage.