【Breaking! Grandpa Buffett is retiring! 🎉 A "nuclear-level" announcement in the investment world 💣】

🤑 93-year-old stock god Buffett suddenly dropped an epic bomb at the Berkshire shareholder meeting! This old prankster wearing iconic black-rimmed glasses 👓 announced after a 5-hour marathon Q&A: "This year I'm handing the baton to the young folks!" The entire audience experienced a collective pupil quake 😱

💰 "I recommend Abel to take over!" When Buffett pointed at Vice Chairman of Non-Insurance Operations Greg Abel, it was as if he was announcing the final winner of "Succession Wars" 👑. This 57-year-old Canadian handsome guy is about to make his debut in the spotlight, and surprisingly, only Buffett's children knew this shocking secret in advance 🤫 (Howard & Susie: We've been holding this in for so long!)

📉 As soon as the news broke, the internet exploded: #BuffettRetirement# quickly climbed to trending 🔥. Some lamented, "The end of the value investing era," while others joked, "The old man finally figured out he wants to enjoy retirement life!~" But don't worry, old Buffett's $10 trillion investment secrets have already been written into the "Martial Arts Manual" 📚, waiting for the new leader to continue the legendary story! $BNB