🔮 5 SIGNS that YOU will GET RICH with CRYPTO (or will just stay on the chart 💀)
💰 If you identify with 3 or more, the Lambo is coming — or at least an electric scooter:
1️⃣ Studies technical analysis in the bathroom.
📈 While some watch TikTok, you are looking at RSI and Fibonacci.
2️⃣ It's already night on the chart.
🌙 "Just one more candle..." — 5 AM.
3️⃣ Called Bitcoin 'my baby'.
🍼 And defended it as if it were family.
4️⃣ Hit F5 30 times on CoinMarketCap in 1 hour.
🔄 "What if it goes up while I breathe..."
5️⃣ Tried to explain crypto to your grandma.
👵 "It's like internet money, grandma, but decentralized..."
🔥 If you laughed or cringed, comment below: WHAT WAS YOUR MOST CRINGE MOMENT WITH CRYPTO?
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