The President of the United States has issued a death order to Secretary Rubio; will Rubio be able to fulfill his mission?

​If you ask me, what Rubio should be preparing right now is probably not negotiation materials, but rather the secret recipe for making honey water to help the President sober up.

​I heard that the gossip inside the White House is quite rampant; the President insists on drinking a special beverage every day at three in the afternoon, and just the honey jars alone have been emptied three times in a week.

​Just yesterday, a cleaner found a handwritten recipe in the hallway, with a drawing of honey, lemon, and ice cubes, and on the back, it hastily added a note saying “double syrup for emergencies.” What do you think, is this more about the pressure of negotiations or an addiction to afternoon tea?

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