The President of the United States has issued a death order to Secretary Rubio; will Rubio be able to fulfill his mission?
If you ask me, what Rubio should be preparing right now is probably not negotiation materials, but rather the secret recipe for making honey water to help the President sober up.
I heard that the gossip inside the White House is quite rampant; the President insists on drinking a special beverage every day at three in the afternoon, and just the honey jars alone have been emptied three times in a week.
Just yesterday, a cleaner found a handwritten recipe in the hallway, with a drawing of honey, lemon, and ice cubes, and on the back, it hastily added a note saying “double syrup for emergencies.” What do you think, is this more about the pressure of negotiations or an addiction to afternoon tea?