Just checked my portfolio...

Still not rich.

Still HODLing.

Still blaming it on the halving delay, the Fed, and Mercury in retrograde 😆

Crypto isn't just a financial journey—it's a full-on emotional rollercoaster with no seatbelt and a meme for every dip 😭

Meanwhile:

Bitcoin’s acting like it’s shy on a first date.

Ethereum is busy upgrading itself like it's downloading wisdom from the cloud.

And memecoins? Still out here performing like caffeinated squirrels.

But hey... if you're not slightly unhinged, are you even in crypto?🤭

Who's still in it for the tech (and the moon)?💸

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