#SaylorBTCPurchase

Bitcoin was rising and falling faster than a haunted roller coaster, a man stood up and said: "Let's buy more Bitcoin!" This man? Michael Saylor. His weapon? An unlimited credit card. His mission? To buy BTC at all costs.

Every time the market drops, investors panic, traders cry, but Saylor? He pulls out the checkbook faster than Lucky Luke draws his gun. One can imagine him in his office, an alarm ringing at every dip:

BEEP BEEP BEEP — Bitcoin down -8%!

Saylor (jumping from his chair): "This is the moment! Prepare the tweet!"