#DigitalAssetBill
Ah yes, the Digital Assets Bill — because apparently, lawmakers just figured out Bitcoin isn’t Monopoly money and NFTs aren’t just commitment-phobic JPEGs. It’s basically the government saying, “Nice crypto profits you got there… mind if we tax that?” Imagine your boomer uncle crashing a rave: confused, outdated, but determined to vibe. Still, it's something. Maybe regulation will finally tame the chaos of Web3 — or just hand scammers a fresh rulebook to game. Progress, right? #BTC #CryptoRegulation
