#SaylorBTCPurchase

Once upon a time, in a world where the price of Bitcoin rose and fell faster than a haunted roller coaster, a man stood up and said: "Let's buy more Bitcoin!" This man? Michael Saylor. His weapon? An unlimited credit card. His mission? To buy BTC, at all costs.

Every time the market drops, investors panic, traders cry, but Saylor? He pulls out the checkbook faster than Lucky Luke draws his gun. One can imagine him in his office, an alarm ringing with each dip:

BEEP BEEP BEEP — Bitcoin down 8%!

Saylor (jumping from his chair): "This is the moment! Prepare the tweet!"

#SaylorBTCPurchase

MicroStrategy employees don’t even know if they work at a tech company or a Bitcoin vending machine. Some think that one day, their paycheck will be paid in satoshis. It is even said that he replaced the cake machine with a Lightning Network node.

And while everyone panics at each market drop, he smiles. Because for Saylor, the true wallet is the one that HODLs during the storm, eats FUD for breakfast, and tweets in all caps as soon as Bitcoin loses 5%:

WE BOUGHT MORE.

#SaylorBTCPurchase

Moral: if you can't beat the market... become Saylor.

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