🔥 Early Morning Roar: Bitcoin spikes to 96k! Analysis of the new tricks by the whales!

(Damn! Just saw Musk tweeted about Dogecoin again, definitely trying to divert attention!)

1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Make it clear for me)

Current price: $96,478, a night surge of 2.37%! Are the whales playing roller coaster here?

Breaking through two levels: from 94k coffin board to rush to 96k,

The retail investors are excited again! (Attached image: 4-hour K-line looks like on drugs)

BlackRock increased its holdings to 620,000 BTC, these institutional whales really know how to play!

(Just found out a whale address transferred 8k BTC to Coinbase, might be dumping?)

2️⃣ Long and Short Graveyard Map (Must-see for retail investors)

⚔️ Bear Graveyard:

97k: The whales buried 50,000 short contracts, breakthrough and I’ll be upside down!

100k: The collective delusion of retail investors, if it touches, I lose!

🛡️ Bull Coffin Fund:

96k: Falling below this price means immediate cremation! (Mistyped the support level? On purpose!)

93k: The 'strong support' with grass three meters high, if it gets here, already ran away

3️⃣ This Week's Death Script (Carved on your tombstone)

✅ Drugged Scenario (0% probability):

Mad dog wave surges to 100k, exchanges cut the internet (get ready to take screenshots for rights protection)

✅ Normal Scenario (20% probability):

Boring oscillation between 96k-98k (suggest going to lift weights to calm down)

❌ Shit Situation (80% probability):

Drops below 96k, ashes scattered to 93k (bring enough paper money)

(I placed a 1 BTC short order at 96.7k, stop loss at 98.5k, love it or leave it)