😂🚨 CONFESSION TIME: I am Satoshi Nakamoto... 🧠💻
Yes, I created Bitcoin while eating biryani 🍛 and dodging WiFi bills 💸💥
Don't tell anyone... or do 👀
Just remember — not your keys, not your coins 🔐
#SatoshiRevealed #BitcoinFounder #CryptoLegend #justkidding 😎🧢
